In an age of ordinary mortals, one man rises above the rest. A champion on the field, a scholar in the classroom, and a visionary in the stock market (results may vary). Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you: Gongwoo.
Officially plays right wing. Unofficially showcases elite center back instincts. Scouts remain confused but impressed.
Pioneered the revolutionary "Buy High, Sell Low" strategy. Wall Street doesn't understand his genius yet.
Dominated the friend group spelling bee with ruthless precision. Legacy secured for eternity.
Owns the prestigious property known as "Our House." Parents are grateful tenants.
Aspiring physical therapist who will heal the masses and possibly convince them they're playing the wrong position.
Bravely stands against ketchup and mustard tyranny. A true independent thinker.
In a display of athletic excellence that will be discussed for generations, Gongwoo led his team to championship victory. Witnesses report he "played pretty well" and "was on the team that won."
*Trophy awarded for team performance. Individual contribution to be determined by independent analysis.
Scout's Summary: Exceptional talent being wasted on the wing. Natural center back instincts shine through despite playing out of position. Recommend immediate position change for optimal performance and world peace.
Witness the moment that changed everything. The triumph. The glory. The spelling.
UC Santa Barbara, Class of 2020. Graduated with honors in Perseverance, Ambition, and Positional Denial Studies.
Contemplating his future in physical therapy and whether he can convince patients they're standing in the wrong position.
Ready to take on the world, one misplaced stock trade and defensive header at a time.
Exploring Yosemite while probably thinking about whether waterfalls would benefit from playing a more defensive position.
Contemplating life's great mysteries: "Why am I on the wing when I should clearly be at center back?"
With his father, discussing important matters like investments (probably backwards) and condiment policy.
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